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Middle age is when it takes longer to rest than to get tired. Your supply of brain cells is down to a manageable size. So, if this New Year you feel fairly well, Thank Goodness you're alive, though "Old Age is Hell". Our lives were governed by the Ten Commandments, good judgment and common sense.
Middle age is when you have stopped growing at both ends and have begun to grow in the middle. The aging process could be slowed down if it had to work its way through the government. Fast food was what you ate during Lent and Outer Space was the back of the local theatre.
I cannot see I cannot pee I cannot chew I cannot screw Good grief, what can I do? We preceded house-husbands, gay rights, computer dating, dual careers and commuter marriages.
Some people over 50 are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. Time sharing meant togetherness, not computers and condominiums.
You feel like the night after, and you haven't been anywhere. When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there. You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks. It's hard to be nostalgic when ou can't remember anything. - The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.If you saw anything with "Made in Japan" on it, it was junk. Back then, "5 and 10" stores were stores that actually sold things for a nickel or a dime; even ice cream cones. Smoking was fashionable, grass was mowed, Coke was a cold drink and pot was something you cooked in.